Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Chuck Norris "Facts"

When you visit google and enter a word or phrase, you generally click on the button "Google Search" which then searches millions (billions?) of websites searching for the term(s). By clicking the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button, it shows you only one web page. Sometimes the page is perfect and has the information you're looking for, other times it is not. It's sort of a gamble. Apparently the folks at google have a good sense of humor. Check this out (thanks for the tip Wes):

Go to www.google.com

Enter the words: find Chuck Norris

Hit the "I'm Feeling Lucky" button

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In case you don't know, the idea of Chuck Norris being the coolest, toughest guy on the planet has become an internet meme. It's called "CHUCK NORRIS FACTS." People take turns coming up with the most ridiculous, and funny, ways of describing the awesomeness of Chuck Norris. For example:


If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.


6 comments:

Jennifer said...

Pretty Funny Dan. I didn't even know about the "feeling lucky" button!

aprilaleman said...

i love anything that has to do with chuck norris... i think he's my hero. we knew you'd enjoy that fun little google spoof., :-)

Annette Todd said...

Once Chuck Norris started promoting the Huckster and bad-mouthing Mitt Romney, he lost all his super-powers...did you see the video of Romney givin' a roundhouse kick to the Chuckster?

FreshPineSent said...

check this out: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3938777325462206007&q=chuck+norris+family+guy&total=98&start=0&num=10&so=0&type=search&plindex=2

ROTFLOLWEALB(EHS) - rolling on the floor laughing out loud while eating a large burrito (extra hot sauce)

Maigen said...

Love it!

Unknown said...

The folks at google have nothing to do with it - it just happens that the top search result for "find chuck norris" is a page ( http://www.nochucknorris.com/ ) that *looks like* a google search result page.